Paper that was due yesterday?

Not done.
Deadline?
No longer existent.  I could technically turn this thing in anytime before the 25th.  This is not good.
Time spent today “working” on it?
Five hours.
Pages written?
One.
Number of music videos watched, youtube interviews consumed, games of online Scrabble played, websites visited, visits to facebook, etc.?
Incalculable.  
Most pressing desire?
To gouge my own eyes out.