Male Pattern Baldness
Can somebody please explain this to me? I have a full head of hair. Not a single ounce of baldness. Yet, somehow, this has happened. No, I am not wearing socks or ankle weights. Here it is closer up: News alert: it’s physically impossible to take a picture...Stranded
Recently I hit a pothole on the way to the gym. Not a big deal, right? I could hear that it had messed something up, but my tire felt kind of functional in that I wasn’t driving on a rim shooting sparks into the night sky, and since I was almost there, I just...
And that’s when I told her about my creative vagina NOW WITH A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE
Conversation between my sister and me: Jenni: So, how’s the book coming? Me: Oh, it’s finally kind of coming together. I think it will be done–like all the way done–by the end of the summer. I can’t describe to you how difficult this...The Happiest Place To Throw Up in the Bushes On Earth (A History of Vomit in our Marital Relationship, segment 1)
Yes, you read that right. This is the beginning of a series about vomit in our relationship. (There might end up being only two.) Oh boy are you in for something special! The day after I got to California over Christmas break, Wife and I decided it was high time to do...Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes
I think one could say that this post is a rebirth. I was gone for weeks. My brain was elsewhere. My sense of humor took a brief hiatus while I contemplated very deep and important mysteries like “why do I enjoy my daughter’s lactose free milk so...Over 5 Million Served
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