Club Unicorn: In which I come out of the closet on our ten year anniversary
(Admin note: This is an exact copy of the original post from five years ago. A copy was made because the original post was causing a lot of strain on the server. Nothing has been edited or changed, just copied over.) Hi guys. Lolly and I are sitting by a pool in the...Birthday Recap UPDATED
On Saturday I turned 32. It’s kind of an unremarkable year, but I guess the main thing it means is that I’m now two full years away from my twenties. So probably I’m an adult now. Maybe. It also means I spent the morning looking up abdominal pain...
Like Father Like Daughter
When I was a kid, I liked to know things. I liked to know secret things. Anything that felt secretive. Or anything about people being sad. Or anything that people were doing. Basically anything about anybody my parents were talking about. I remember asking my...Vomit–A Story of Romance
This is a vomit story in two scenes, and it’s tied to romance. Are you ready? Scene 1: I was nervous because it was my first date with pre-Wife. We had known each other for many years–had grown up on the same street in Utah–and now both of our...Handyman Part II–Garbage Disposal
I was planning on this being a series, and this is the second part of my flat tire post, but I ended up calling it “Stranded” because I forgot I was planning on making a series about me being a handyman. But it is a series. And this is Part II. And...Over 5 Million Served
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