It’s Thursday. And this post is phoned in. Other than that, I’m totally on my game.

10. Post more.

9. Then post more posts.

8. Occasionally take a break for a day but then

7. POST!!

6. Have I mentioned you need to post?

5. Because you do. If you don’t have much to say… POST.

4. If you don’t have much time… POST ANYWAY.

3. French bread is delicious.

2. I will

1. Post daily.

This list was pretty much a poem by e.e. cummings.

I’m really sorry, Weeders. I’ve gotten messages and comments from many of you because of my lack of postage and I hear you. I will do better.

In fact, I will post every single day for a week. (And then hopefully beyond.)

What prize do you think I should give myself if I reach this ambitious goal????

(PS–upcoming attractions: two FFAQ answers from a while back, one about scouts and one about something totally different, plus my response to a doozy of an ill-informed comment about locker rooms. Should be fun! Unless you hate those things. Then it will be not fun.)