Hi there.

It’s Friday. Do you know what that means?

It means I go to Weightwatchers with Lolly. And then out to lunch.

(I forgot to mention–you know how I lost my keys a couple of weeks ago? Well, guess where they were. Weightwatchers. Oops.)

It means I spend the day writing.

It means Lolly and I will go out together tonight and reconnect after a long week

But most importantly of all, it means it’s time to ask some questions for FFAQ!!

If you’re new here, let me break it down quickly:

FFAQ (Friday’s frequently asked question) is a chance to either pose a question you’d like answered, or vote on another person’s question that you find interesting by commenting with the word “ditto”. The question with the most “dittoes” is the one that I am obligated privileged to answer. There aren’t a lot of rules, and the system works pretty well. Don’t cheat. You can ditto more than once, but only once per question. Ask your question early. Don’t be afraid to post a question that was posed previously. Winning questions are usually asked within three hours of the post going up, and tend to be simply worded, relatively short, and very clear. The winner gets a shout out, so be sure to link to something you want pimped out. (It always makes me sad when, like last week, the question-asker has chosen to be anonymous and I can’t highlight any of his or her stuff.)

Questions can be about anything really. Most of the time they are about gayness, but some of my favorites have been about other random things as well. And don’t worry if you ask a question and it doesn’t get a bunch of dittoes–I’ve used various questions with very few dittoes as the basis for later posts simply because they were excellent questions. Moods change. One FFAQ a particular question might get only a few dittoes, only to get enough dittoes to win the next FFAQ. There is no rhyme or reason here, and it’s probably better that way.

Oh, also, the winning question will be answered on Friday of next week. Then the next week we ask questions. And so on and so forth, into perpetuity.

Are you ready for this?

WAIT. We need our logo. *rustles notes to find it*

Okay. All is right in the world now.
LET THE QUESTIONS AND DITTOES BEGIN! 
(Is it weird that I just felt a little bit like Effie Trinket on The Hunger Games right then? Be careful out there guys. Don’t accidentally murder each other with your dittoes.)