Riddle me this…

When I quit my job at a local mental health agency, they invited me to stay on board as a contracted worker to do drug and alcohol assessments two days a week. (Another topic for another post. The assessment, called the GAIN, is insane.) Naturally, when I quit as a...

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Camping: a tutorial UPDATED

Are you nervous about going camping before winter comes? Don't worry. I'm here to help you. If you're anything like me, you have gone camping very few times in your life because your mom was the type of lady that thought "roughing it" was a Motel Six with grungy...

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How to kill the mood….

We here at the The Weed household have a thing with nicknames. Or, more accurately, Wife calls everyone weird names constantly. And they usually stick. Early in our marriage, Wife started calling me Anthony. (This was one of many nicknames--the very first of which was...

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Dinner at the The Weed’s and Wrap-up

I've been thinking about the idea of living abroad. Going to a foreign land and experiencing new things. Being untethered. Seeing new cultures. Eating new foods. Getting a parasite and peeing out my bum bum. You know, the life of an adventurer. There are actually...

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Child-bragging

So, my sister Jenni and I were having a conversation the other day that got a little out of hand. Sometimes we pretend to be people we're not, okay? Is that so weird? Is that so incredibly weird that you're weirded out right now by the weirdness? Well, then apparently...

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This post is brought to you by a dollar jar.

I've had Cough Syrup in my head all day. The song, I mean. Here. Now it will be in your head all day too. PS, is it okay to embed Youtube videos that are copyrighted into a blog, or did I just break a law? If it's wrong, it seems counter-intuitive to me because you...

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Independence and a Blister the Size of Kansas

Today, I am my own man. What this means is that I recently quit my job during one of the worst economic crises ever, and last Friday was my last day at work. So today is my first full day in my own private practice office. Obviously, I hate money. And stability. And...

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And the winner is….!!!!!

Warning: this post is not funny. Feel free to skip if you're here for a laugh. You know in the movies how there's sometimes a moment of silence right before something epic happens? Like right before somebody inflicts the final blow in a fight, or right before the...

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The Weed does Trololo

Have you seen Trololo? No? Well, it's perhaps the most amazing thing I've ever encountered. My friend Mary Matthews had it on her phone the other day, and she was trying to play it for me and a few other people, and truth be told, I just didn't get it then. But then...

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