Conversation snippet #2: Songs that get you “in the mood”
The following conversation happened as Wife got home from hanging out with some friends. Kiiinda makes you wonder what they were talking about during "girl time." Wife: I have an idea for a post on your blog... Me: Oh really? Wife: Yeah. I think you should do a post...
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For all the skeptics and haterzz
that I make up in my head, because nobody has actually been skeptical or haterish. BUT, here is proof that the Bambi Nuggets conversation actually happened. The other night as I was putting A to bed, she started talking about it again, and this time I had the...
read moreConversation Snippet #1–My Logo
Today in the car: Me: I think I need a new masthead for the blog for the new year. Something that captures my essence. Something that maybe involves a picture of me. Wife: You want a picture of you as your masthead? Me: Yeah... I just think it will clarify my image....
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Yuletide Greetings!! (Year Two) (And While We’re At It, Happy New Year!)
It's still barely December, right? So a Christmas card is still completely appropriate, right? Thought so. Er, what I meant to say was that this tardiness was a very strategic calculation, because naturally you thought your onslaught of Christmas greetings had ended,...
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My new friend
Are you feeling the holiday hustle and bustle? The urge to shop, and the need to string Christmas lights on houses, and the compulsion to interact with other humanoid lifeforms occasionally? I'm not. Wanna know why? It's because I have a new friend. I'd like to...
read moreAllergy
Do you have an allergy? I sure do. And it's a weird one. In fact, if you are a medical professional and want to give me a tip about what the crap is going on with me, feel free to share. So, about five years ago, I did something I had done many, many, many times. I...
read morePublicity!
Guys. I would like you all to meet my friend Wendel. "Hello, Wendel." Wendel is on something of a journey. He met a streak of bad luck recently. First he lost his job. Then he lost his house. Then he tried his hand at being an apps developer renting an office in...
read moreAll a Buck & More
This post is about a store. Back fourteen centuries ago when I was in Utah at the beginning of the month, my sister's car broke down when she came to pick me up from my sex conference. Then a couple of days later, we were driving the same car which had...
read moreGrandma Weed
I've tried to write a few posts, but it hasn't felt right. I found out last Friday that my Grandma Weed died. Today was the funeral. Her death was expected (in fact, my entire family got together last summer to make sure we could have some final days together with...
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And that’s why I’m a sex worker and not an auto-mechanic
I wrote most of this last Thursday during my trip to Utahr, but then I got distracted by something really important, probably either a movie or a meal or the variegated color of my arm hair. I'm in Utah right now attending a conference about sex addiction....
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A drawing of Daddy!
The other night we were hanging out with some friends and the kids were playing in the kitchen, coloring. Suddenly Viva calls out to me. "Daddy!" she says, "I drew a picture of you!" I go to the table, take a look at the picture, and laugh. Hard. (No pun intended.) A...
read moreDear The Weed UPDATED
I'm basically Dear Abby now. Except I'm actually credentialed to give advice. And also my name is a drug. Got this last week: Dear The Weed, I just happened to read your blog from a friends phone and loved it! I see that you are a therapist and I...
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