This Man Discovered Five Ways to Know an Article is Total Link-Bait Crap (Before Clicking Through).
In this article I will share with you an awesome secret that will change your life and will make internet gurus hate you!* Hi! If you’re anything like me, you spend a good deal of your life these days clicking on links you encounter on Facebook and other social...
Totally not weird or gay
I’d like to introduce you to my new friend: This is Ben Shafer. He and I met a few of months ago when we were both performing Rob Gardner’s “Lamb of God” (which is incredible, btw) in Tacoma. We hit it off immediately, and he was like...
This Post is Not About Fathers
Oh! Hi there! Um, this is awkward isn’t it? It’s been a while. How are you doing? Good? How’s your [sore body part of choice] feeling? Better now that you’ve gotten some rest? And your job? Going well? Sure hope so. Did your son/daughter finish...
Who’s the freak show? + FFAQ poll UPDATED WITH PHOTO
When I was in college, I played in an orchestra concert, and afterwards a friend of mine in the viola section came up to me and said “My girlfriend was in the audience. She noticed you playing.” I was all flattered for a second, and then he broke the news....
Dear Anna (Letter #1)
I have no idea when you’ll read this. There are some things you need to know about me. Right now I want to tell you about our latest attempt to talk to you about my sexual orientation. I want to record this so that you never feel like we were keeping secrets...Over 5 Million Served
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