Technology

Technology

In church recently, I had a rude awakening. And that rude awakening was that I am freaking luddite. Or, more accurately, I’m too poor to afford technology. Therefore I shun it. (Until I can afford it. Then I embrace it without scruples and promptly judge those...

The Booger Paradox

Last night we were driving back from Portland (where we had Thanksgiving with my parents, which was very nice) when something tragic occurred. I unintentionally sent my daughter, Anna, spiraling into the Booger Paradox (which isn’t actually a paradox at...

Celebrity Crush

Most marriages seem to have an unwritten rule where a partner can have an open, slightly comical celebrity crush on some random stranger who appears occasionally in the media. And when I say “most marriages,” I mean “my marriage.” And when I...