The Time I Almost Played Trivial Pursuit With Ken Jennings
You know who Ken Jennings is, right? You know! The guy from Jeopardy. (crickets) The one who went for many many consecutive weeks as the champion and broke all kinds of records. On Jeopardy. (sound of moths pinging a light fixture) He recently just competed against a...
Choose your own adventure! Or Part II of the colonoscopy story
After some serious, profound, soul-searching, I recently came to the conclusion that Los Readers (that’s you, btw) were probably tired of reading about my anus. Whoa! Anus over-share! Oh. my. gosh. Seriously Kensington, is he talking about his anus AGAIN??...
Life Lessons Learned From Eagles
I have been mesmerized the last few days. By this: Online video chat by Ustream It’s a live feed of a family of eagles in Iowa and it has been observing the family since the hatching of three eagle-babies earlier this month....
The story about when I had a colonoscopy, Part I
I had a colonoscopy on April Fool’s day. It was kinda funny, because then I went around telling people “I had a camera shoved up my butthole today!” and people would sit and wait for me to be like “APRIL FOOLS!!” but then I...
Bambi Nuggets
Hello Bambi. While reading Anna her bedtime story which was a book version of Disney’s Bambi, we got to the part where hunters kill Bambi’s mom. The following conversation ensued: Anna: Why did the hunters kill Bambi’s Mommy? Me: Well, hunters...Over 5 Million Served
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