Independence and a Blister the Size of Kansas
Today, I am my own man. What this means is that I recently quit my job during one of the worst economic crises ever, and last Friday was my last day at work. So today is my first full day in my own private practice office. Obviously, I hate money. And stability. And...
And the winner is….!!!!!
Warning: this post is not funny. Feel free to skip if you’re here for a laugh. You know in the movies how there’s sometimes a moment of silence right before something epic happens? Like right before somebody inflicts the final blow in a fight, or right...
The Weed does Trololo
Have you seen Trololo? No? Well, it’s perhaps the most amazing thing I’ve ever encountered. My friend Mary Matthews had it on her phone the other day, and she was trying to play it for me and a few other people, and truth be told, I just didn’t get...
Ursula is My New Best Friend aka I Exploit Relationships
Here’s where we’re at. A few weeks ago, I was feeling really discouraged about the fact that I had about four trillion post drafts, but my ADD or pesky self respect or whatever wouldn’t allow me to finish them. I opened my email to find a $5.00...
The Gym Part Two, or Why I am a Winner UPDATED WITH A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN
Something very odd has happened. You know the competition I entered at the gym when I walked in to lose weight and everyone was like “you should probably gain some weight” and so I joined the biggest gainer and have been working out harder than I ever have...Over 5 Million Served
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