Pizza in the park
Lolly and the girls were at the park, having a picnic. They were sitting in the grass on a blanket, eating pizza. Each of the girls had a piece of pizza on their plate and they were cheerfully eating. The park was crowded. Suddenly, an older, thin gentleman came up to...
Sometimes the sex talk goes horribly wrong…
Well, it finally happened. Remember how, a few years ago, we had to have “the talk” with Anna about Bambi’s mom, and the conversation turned into one of the most awkward and uncomfortable discussions had by any father/daughter pair? Well, I think the...
I’m old, but I’m certainly not an adult.
Last weekend I was at a sex conference because that’s pretty much what my life has become: lots of trips to sex conferences where I learn all about how much pornography is kinda like crack (it really kind of is, folks. I’ve seen the brain scans. It...
Calling the Kettle Black…
Photo Attribution: here The other day I got home from work, and Lolly and I seriously had this conversation: Lolly: I watched the latest episode of “So I’m married to a…” Me: Yeah? How was it? Lolly: Crazy! Okay, so...
Sameer, the Muslim betta fish
I’d like to introduce you to a new member of our family: This is Sameer. He is our Muslim betta fish. “How,” you might ask “did you acquire such an attractive Muslim betta fish?” Well, there’s a story to it, you see…...Over 5 Million Served
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