Morning Run

Morning Run

Disclaimer: the following story is not for the faint of heart. Stop reading if you’re grossed out easily.  You have been warned. It was bitterly cold when my friend Ryan and I started a 10 mile run this morning. But the cold was invigorating, and the...
How well do you know The Weed?

How well do you know The Weed?

Ahem. One of the following is a lie. 1. I bite my fingernails, but not as a nervous habit. It’s very purposeful and started because I would get annoyed when my fingernails got in the way of me playing the violin. So I just chewed them off. Problem...
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Being Wife is HARD

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Being Wife is HARD

I really feel bad for Wife sometimes. I mean it. Being at home raising kids all day? NOT always a bag of giggles and a knapsack of laughs. For one thing, you have to deal with a lot of crap. And by crap I mean feces as well as bad behavior from toddlers. For another,...
Fart jokes are funny… right?  RIGHT?

Fart jokes are funny… right? RIGHT?

Sometimes I get confused about what is funny. This is not a helpful predicament for a “humor” blog. The other night I was resting on the couch typing a post and I was so tired I was falling asleep as I typed. I ended up typing some really random things...
Voting time: the polls are now open! UPDATED

Voting time: the polls are now open! UPDATED

All right guys.  Let’s not waste any time here, okay? It’s V-day and wife is waiting for me upstairs. (Cue salacious music.) So, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. I’ve looked over my sketches in this post, and well… while...