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As wife was cooking dinner Anna said: “Mommy, what’s that disgusting smell. It smells like poo. And oranges.” Then during dinner she insisted on wearing a blanket over head so as to not smell the dinner. Aaaaand I’m spent. Getting up at 5:30...Help! Can you identify these objects?
Um, Wife and I need your help with something. While I would stop short of calling Wife a hoarder, we do have an issue where she insists on collecting stuff that is… garbage. Like the other day. I was digging around in a drawer, and I pulled this out. Me: ...I hate Crime Shows except Law & Order
Wife likes to watch crime shows. She doesn’t like me around when she watches her programs because she says I get too snooty about them. She’s probably right. I don’t mean to get snooty. It’s just that for some of those shows (NCIS!) the...A Visit to the Eye Doctor
I went to the eye-doctor recently. I’ve always kind of hated going to the optometrist/ophthalmologist/oculist/occultist (did you catch that joke there? It’s a doozie!) because I always felt like a spectacle (oh, another one! I’m on a roll!) (Those...Over 5 Million Served
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