Thank You Club Unicorn
The response we've gotten to our post has been unbelievable. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Here is a message from us. We recorded it yesterday, but in the hustle and bustle haven't been able to post it until this morning. ...
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Club Unicorn: In which I come out of the closet on our ten year anniversary
(Admin note: This is an exact copy of the original post from five years ago. A copy was made because the original post was causing a lot of strain on the server. Nothing has been edited or changed, just copied over.) Hi guys. Lolly and I are sitting by a pool in the...
read moreBirthday Recap UPDATED
On Saturday I turned 32. It's kind of an unremarkable year, but I guess the main thing it means is that I'm now two full years away from my twenties. So probably I'm an adult now. Maybe. It also means I spent the morning looking up abdominal pain online because I'm...
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Like Father Like Daughter
When I was a kid, I liked to know things. I liked to know secret things. Anything that felt secretive. Or anything about people being sad. Or anything that people were doing. Basically anything about anybody my parents were talking about. I remember asking my...
read moreVomit–A Story of Romance
This is a vomit story in two scenes, and it's tied to romance. Are you ready? Scene 1: I was nervous because it was my first date with pre-Wife. We had known each other for many years--had grown up on the same street in Utah--and now both of our families lived in the...
read moreHandyman Part II–Garbage Disposal
I was planning on this being a series, and this is the second part of my flat tire post, but I ended up calling it "Stranded" because I forgot I was planning on making a series about me being a handyman. But it is a series. And this is Part II. And it's about a...
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Music
Okay, so you know how lately I find myself doing that thing where I sing and play the violin in the same song? It happened again yesterday, and when I say "it happened" what I mean is that I ordered some vocal sheet music online expecting to do a vocal performance...
read moreMale Pattern Baldness
Can somebody please explain this to me? I have a full head of hair. Not a single ounce of baldness. Yet, somehow, this has happened. No, I am not wearing socks or ankle weights. Here it is closer up: News alert: it's physically impossible to take a picture of...
read moreStranded
Recently I hit a pothole on the way to the gym. Not a big deal, right? I could hear that it had messed something up, but my tire felt kind of functional in that I wasn't driving on a rim shooting sparks into the night sky, and since I was almost there, I just finished...
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And that’s when I told her about my creative vagina NOW WITH A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE
Conversation between my sister and me: Jenni: So, how's the book coming? Me: Oh, it's finally kind of coming together. I think it will be done--like all the way done--by the end of the summer. I can't describe to you how difficult this process is though. Jenni: Um, I...
read moreThe Happiest Place To Throw Up in the Bushes On Earth (A History of Vomit in our Marital Relationship, segment 1)
Yes, you read that right. This is the beginning of a series about vomit in our relationship. (There might end up being only two.) Oh boy are you in for something special! The day after I got to California over Christmas break, Wife and I decided it was high time to do...
read moreLike a Phoenix rising from the ashes
I think one could say that this post is a rebirth. I was gone for weeks. My brain was elsewhere. My sense of humor took a brief hiatus while I contemplated very deep and important mysteries like "why do I enjoy my daughter's lactose free milk so much?" and "just what...
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