Turning a Unicorn into a Bat: the Post in Which We Announce the End of our Marriage
(And the post in which we sincerely apologize to every member of the LGBTQIA community) (all photos in the post taken by Kailey Shakespear.) (Admin…
Sometimes when you’re five…
…you get a hankering to make a video about Martin Luther King, Jr. During some of the time off that we had this week because…
And that’s why I’m a sex worker and not an auto-mechanic
I wrote most of this last Thursday during my trip to Utahr, but then I got distracted by something really important, probably either a movie…
Cujo Satan Kitty UPDATED
Have you ever been looked at or approached while walking down the street in a way that made you feel uncomfortable and a little bit…
Adventures in Potty Training
I don’t mean to brag, but I think it’s pretty safe to say that Wife and I are Potty Training Masters. We potty trained Viva…
Father’s Day Song
I forgot my razor in Utah. Because that’s how I roll. (Did I ever explain that after taking the train to Portland I drove 14…
Musings on a Great Lady
I’m sitting in an airport now. In Phoenix. Because nothing makes more sense when flying from Salt Lake City, Utah to Seattle, Washington than to…
Grandpa Gaga
The other night, my oldest daughter Anna (who just turned five years old–I can hardly believe it) was watching American Idol with her Grandma when…
Bambi Nuggets Redux (and the Tulip Festival)
This graphic, which I found so hilarious I asked to steal it, was created by Dennis at Mormondaddyblogs.com Well, this is interesting. And disturbing. Remember the…
Life Lessons Learned From Eagles
I have been mesmerized the last few days. By this: Online video chat by Ustream It’s a live feed of…
Bambi Nuggets
Hello Bambi. While reading Anna her bedtime story which was a book version of Disney’s Bambi, we got to the part where hunters kill Bambi’s…
Wedding Planning
My sister-in-law Kaitlyn is getting married in May and she’s really lucky because I’m so good at wedding planning. Like with themes. I think I’m…
Food. And Gangs. But Mostly Food.
Wife and I grew up on the same street in Kearns, Utah. This is the house I grew up in. I just found it on…
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Being Wife is HARD
I really feel bad for Wife sometimes. I mean it. Being at home raising kids all day? NOT always a bag of giggles and a…
So, Apparently My Life is Basically the Twilight Series
Except with more pink. And less Bella Swan Cullen Whatever I Haven’t Read The Books Because I Am Male. (Confession: I read the first book.…
Thoughts on childbirth from somebody who’s seen three of them.
Being a guy can be great. But there are times when it’s really tough. One of those times is when your wife is in labor.…
A Delicious Recipe and Some Gorgeous Photos
I’m trying to come up with something interesting to talk about here that doesn’t involve me telling the story about me getting thrown in jail…
You did it! You had sex!
Christmas is a time of telling stories with family. That’s why when my family was gathered eating dinner I decided to tell the story of…
Yuletide Greetings!
This is the first The Weed Electronic Christmas Card! To kind of clear the air here, I first want to mention that we’re going electronic…
Sometimes You Just Have to Call Poison Control Twice in One Week
I am not a bad parent. At least that’s what I tell myself over and over and over when weeks like the one I’m about…