Sometimes I look at the date I’m like “Holy mother of pearl, it’s been 47 years since I posted” and then I think of all the things I could talk about and they parade through my mind like a… parade. (BEST SIMILE EVER.) But then, when I go to write crap down, it all leaks out of my brain like a… big ol’ brain leak. (I WIN AT WRITING.) And then my head is empty. So, so empty. Empty like… like something that’s really really empty and not full or even partially full of stuff. (SOMEBODY GET THE NOBEL LIT. PRIZE COMMITTEE ON THE PHONE ASAP)
So, instead, you get paragraphs like the above that contain parentheticals of me yelling at prize committees.
Blogging’s the best!
But yeah, here I am. Blogging up a storm on this Tuesday morning. Bloggedy blog blog.
So how are you? Good? Your parents all right? You enjoying the summer weather? Weather’s fascinating, huh?
Oh, I know what I can show you!
This is a sequence of photos that just appeared one day on Lolly’s phone. Your job is to guess what it is: