10. It’s too early in the morning to feel clever.
9. I just finished a run and so I’m drenched in sweat.
8. I have to leave in 22 minutes. And counting.
7. I found out I passed my MFT licensing exam yesterday, so really I should be busy celebrating! (That one’s a stretch, right? I needed to work that in there somewhere.)
6. I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.
5. I haven’t showered.
4. I’m gonna publish this list even though it’s probably crappy because I’m so rushed, but I won’t realize how bad it is until I reread it later tonight after it’s WAY too late to do anything about it.
3. I just did a humor post. So it’s probably time for something serious.
2. 16 minutes. And still counting.
1. It’s Wednesday.