10. It’s too early in the morning to feel clever.

9. I just finished a run and so I’m drenched in sweat.

8. I have to leave in 22 minutes. And counting.

7. I found out I passed my MFT licensing exam yesterday, so really I should be busy celebrating! (That one’s a stretch, right? I needed to work that in there somewhere.)

6. I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.

5. I haven’t showered.

4. I’m gonna publish this list even though it’s probably crappy because I’m so rushed, but I won’t realize how bad it is until I reread it later tonight after it’s WAY too late to do anything about it.

3. I just did a humor post. So it’s probably time for something serious.

2. 16 minutes. And still counting.

And finally,

1. It’s Wednesday.