Ten things I’d rather be doing than studying for my licensing exam right now
10. Peeling 4,000 potatoes. With a spork.
9. Reading the collected works of Snooki.
7. Cleaning every bathroom in Downton Abbey.
6. Listening to Alicia Keys sing a crazy version of the National Anthem on repeat for five hours.
5. Med school
4. Shaving 400 poodles with a razor in a hot, wet sauna.
3. Testing the temperature of lava with my pinky toe.
2. Getting trained in the Dewey Decimal System. In Braille.
1. Colonoscopy prep.
Got any of your own?