I’m so freaking amazing at graphic art….

Top ten things a husband should never say to a SAHM when he gets home from work

10. Is that what you wore all day?

9. You remind me so much of my mom.

8. You don’t need a break. You’ve been home all day!

7. I have a really busy day tomorrow. Since you’re not doing anything, can you run some errands for me?

6. Hey, I brought you something *hands over a bag full of dirty Tupperware from lunch*

5. Listen, I think I’ve come up with a system to help you keep the house cleaner during the day…

4. Man, I wish I had a job where I could wear pajamas all day and do whatever I wanted…

3. Why are the kids never this happy to see you?

2. I really hope that smell isn’t dinner…

1. I’ve had a really long day. Can’t you keep the kids quiet?

Can you think of any others?