10. Is that what you wore all day?
9. You remind me so much of my mom.
7. I have a really busy day tomorrow. Since you’re not doing anything, can you run some errands for me?
6. Hey, I brought you something *hands over a bag full of dirty Tupperware from lunch*
5. Listen, I think I’ve come up with a system to help you keep the house cleaner during the day…
4. Man, I wish I had a job where I could wear pajamas all day and do whatever I wanted…
3. Why are the kids never this happy to see you?
2. I really hope that smell isn’t dinner…
1. I’ve had a really long day. Can’t you keep the kids quiet?
Can you think of any others?