And I actually did have a post ready for my seventh day. I did not fizzle out like some poor attention deficit riddled firework that gets ready to explode and then just… dies.

But, for probably one of the first times, Wife put a veto on the post that I was going to put up.

(It’s about child rearing. And division of labor. And neglect. And it’s satirical.)

Anyway, I’m going to see if I can get it posted elsewhere (which she doesn’t seem to mind as much), and then give the link to you all, because I’m completely positive you have been waiting with bated breath to see the conclusion to my efforts.

In the meantime, enjoy probably the creepiest video ever created: a parody of actress Chloe Sevigny discussing toast.

Eat. Dance. Eat.

Peace out.

Tessa wishes you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.